I seriously regret missing out on these this year. Next year, I save up enough money to actually buy all of the things I want…
Adventure Time sketch covers from Emerald City Comicon by Braden Lamb and Shelli Paroline.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Sunday, Sunday…
When I pull up the blinds on both windows and lie at the foot of my bed, all I can see is sky and the tops of some trees. I have my music playing on low and the window open a crack so the sounds of the rain and wind can join in. The light is just bright enough outside to fill the room but grey enough to make me sleepy. A nap sounds like heaven.
So much for coming up here to clean.
One other large difference that I see - a serious improvement in attitude! Look at that proud smile in 2012! :)
One Year of Weightlifting.
My goal was not aesthetics, but my body did change.
The two largest difference I see? I no longer have the dip between the fat on my hips and the fat on my pelvic bone and my posture has improved significantly.
To fill in the blanks, top right are my sisters, bottom are my nieces. <3
Sepia photo, Annie, my mother’s paternal grandmother and her twin. Black and white tin photo, Emma, my father’s maternal great grandmother and her twin. Everything else should be self-explanatory. Click each photo for the captions.
The twins tag and the folks on my dashboard just have me thinking a lot about my family and the role twins play in it, is all.
I love how polar opposite my parents are versus my in-laws…
Dad’s an engineer. Dad-in-law freaked out when he thought he broke the computer because it was playing two audio files at the same time.
(They’re both smart and resourceful in their own very different ways, for the record, but I had a little difficulty stifling my giggles as he described his panic).
Well, this is in my nightmares, now. imremembering:
Submitted by Meghan.
The best part of this Rainbow Brite costume? The eye holes.
Is it too late?!
alright, i’m doing another give away
reblog this post to be entered to win a free galaxy bow from my etsy shop!!!!
you can reblog as many times as you’d like to increase your chances, likes will not count. I’ll be picking a winner using a random generator on sunday november 27th. Please have your ask open so I have a way of contacting you to know where to send your prize.
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